STALKER

[Waddle]

Em:


Journey: ROBOTTT!!! *D=* *hides behind Iggy* I KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY BUT- BUT- BUT... BUT YOU'RE A ROBOT TOO?! *grabs little tools and approaches Em warily* Prepare for dismantlement. *determined*

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Journey:


[They're on a date. Sitting casually, then all of a sudden this weirdo comes up behind Journey and.. *cues Iggy's reaction!*]
Ichabod: Ah! *caught off guard, punches whoever's behind her, D:* OHMYGOSH. WHO WAS THAT?

[Waddle]

Iggy:


Owen: HALLELUJAH!!!! *jumps out of water, scaring ducks away, grabs Iggy and drags him in* **

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Owen:


Owen: Come! Follow me into the sea! We shall grow gills and fins and become merpeople! IT'LL BE GENIOUS.
August: *o.o* No. *fear of drowning*

[Waddle]

August:


Vaughn: Someone looks like they need a knight in shining armor right about now. *tries to get August's attention from down below by waving his arms around, can't get her to look at him* *huffs angrily, grabs a rock, tosses it* NOO!! NO THE WINDOWW!!! *hears dogs start barking as the rock crashes through the window, turns and runs* Next time I'm just gonna bring a flute or a... trombone or something!

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Vaughn:

Iggy: *walking, hits heads with Vaughn* What the hec- *grabs Vaughn's face* .. Vaughn?? Are you.. Are you floating?! *o.e* How are you doing that?!

[Waddle]

Iggy:


Mo: Iggy... You do know that you're in Thomas's house. And you do know that this house is not an apartment. And you do know that the apartments are on the other side of town. And you do know that you're high. And you do know that- *runs out of other things Iggy 'does know'* You may find someone who wants to see you in a bathtub at the apartments, try Journey or Evan, but not here.

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Mo:

Thomas: OY! Leave 'im alone! He ain't no bloody robot needed to be opened with a bleedin' can-opene- .. Momo.. where's you're arm.. and why you got wires coming out o' you?

[Waddle]

Thom:


Evan: ** SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE... GO AWAY THOMAS. GO AWAY. I'M SORRY, I MAY LIKE GUYS BUT I CAN'T LIKE THAT. Well... If you wore a mask, maybe, but... Umm... *said too much, blushes, ducks head and RUNS*

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Ev:

Em: That looks.. d- *was going to say delicious* .. disgusting, Evan.

[Waddle]

Emmie:


Ryan: Great. First you wanted me to skip. And now you start floating in the air like the Brit kid. NO EMMIE. I CAN'T FLOAT. *-_-*

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Ryan:

Iggy: .. Journey.. Where's Artemis? *starts to panic*
Ryan: *laughs* Look at your little papa panic. I think he's about to cry. *grins*

[Ryan set up a webcam thingy mah bob. That's what is on Journey's computer moniter. [Iggy doesn't have a computer, but that doesn't mean Journey doesn't.] But Journey isn't on the computer at the moment. She's.. in the shower? I don't know. *giving too much background info* Yes.]

[Waddle]

Ichabod:


Owen: ** You fail at walking with a swagger, Iggy Hallows.

[Augustus is a SWOObat]

Owen:

Iggy: I'm sorry, Owen. You made fun of my swagger. You must be imprisoned. Try swagger-walking with only 4 feet to manuever. **

[Waddle]

Iggy:


Vaughn: *convinced Iggy's insane* He's either laughing, screaming in agony, or yawning. But he's pinching himself. And what the hell is up with that shirt?! It blindeseses me! *backs away, ends up tripping on train tracks* D=